Thursday, July 31, 2014
Monday, July 28, 2014
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Hubs: Yeah, I'm under by about five hundred but I don't care.
Me: Seriously? But you're so close! Just get on the exercise bike. You can watch my ass while I'm on the treadmill.
Hubs: I don’t have to be on the bike to do that.
Friday, July 18, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
We're watching the World Cup final and Schweinsteiger has just been hit in the face and is bleeding.
Hubs: They have stuff they can spray on that to stop the bleeding immediately.
Me: They're German. They probably just pour beer on it.
Hubs: Their alcohol swab is soaked in beer.
Me: They used a pretzel to soak up the blood and then poured beer on it.