Monday, April 25, 2016
Saturday, April 23, 2016
Hubs finally incorporated voice activation into our home alarm system, and has just used it to arm the house.
Hubs: Man, that was so much easier. I used to have to get out my phone and start the app and then find the right page...
Me: [rolling my eyes] Oh my god, I know. It was sooo difficult before.
Hubs: Don't ruin my day by making me smack you.
Thursday, April 21, 2016
Friday, April 15, 2016
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Wednesday, April 6, 2016
Me: What are you doing? Why would you try to put a round container inside a rectangular one?
Hubs: I couldn't find any others like this, so I just thought I'd put it here.
Me: Look to the left.
Hubs: Oh. I didn't see those.
Me: You don't say.
Hubs: I was just trying to put it with others like it. . .
Me: Oh, so you put it with the square circles. That makes sense.
Monday, April 4, 2016
Our parents are discussing interesting (aka disgusting) things they've eaten.
My mom: We grew up eating beef tongue. It's just like roast beef.
Hubs's mom: That's really popular among Hispanics.
Hubs: That's disgusting.
Hubs's mom: No, really. I used to work with a woman from Mexico and she said they ate it all the time.
Hubs: That's fine. They can eat it on their side of the wall.