Hubs gets hangry.
Me: Just go eat a tiny Kit Kat while you wait for me to shower and then we can go eat.
Hubs: Why a Kit Kat? Why not a cereal bar?
Me: That's too much. You just need something to take the edge off.
Hubs: Hey. I'll be the one to decide how big the edge is, wom-- [starts laughing]
Me: I love that you can never finish a threat without laughing. I'm not sure if it's because you're such a nice guy or if it's a self preservation tool.
Hubs: We'll leave that up in the air.