Saturday, June 27, 2015

Looking out for Number One

Hubs gets hangry.

Me: Just go eat a tiny Kit Kat while you wait for me to shower and then we can go eat.
Hubs: Why a Kit Kat? Why not a cereal bar?
Me: That's too much. You just need something to take the edge off.
Hubs: Hey. I'll be the one to decide how big the edge is, wom-- [starts laughing]
Me: I love that you can never finish a threat without laughing. I'm not sure if it's because you're such a nice guy or if it's a self preservation tool.
Hubs: We'll leave that up in the air.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Russell the Love Muscle, Part Deux

Hubs is an avid gamer and usually plays after the girls and I have gone to bed. We've just gotten our daughters to sleep.

Hubs: You wanna go downstairs and watch something? Or are you going to bed?
Me: I'm just going to pass out.
Hubs: Then I guess I have no choice but to go and beat Diablo.
Me: Is that what you're calling him now?

Thursday, June 4, 2015