Hubs bought a new coat just before we left on vacation and thus spent all week assessing it. He was most impressed by the three sets of pockets.
Hubs: Look, there are pockets way up high. If I use these, my elbow sticks out like this and it's the right height for you to hold onto.
Me: I thought they put them up high so you could tweak your own nipples.
Hubs: That too. Why do you think I've been smiling all week?