Tuesday, October 23, 2012


We have a cat named Zeke.  Hubs was aggravated with him.

Hubs:  Zeke, you can lick my balls.
Me:  Do you want him to do that?
Hubs:  No.  Sandpaper.  That would feel weird.
Me:  So it's weird because it would feel like sandpaper, not because a cat would be licking your balls?

Saturday, October 20, 2012


The baby grabbed a handful of coins and shoved them in her mouth.  The Hubs got them away from her and was trying to quiet her screams.

Hubs:  You can play with them, sweetheart.  Just don't put them in your mouth.  [lengthy pause]  That's something Daddy's never said to Mommy.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Good Advice

I'm going to physical therapy to help with some pregnancy-related back pain.

PT:  So you want to avoid movements and stances that put most of your weight on one foot.  Try to keep your weight balanced.  An easy strategy is to keep your legs together.
Me:  Well, I'm already pregnant, so...