Friday, January 24, 2014
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Friday, January 17, 2014
CSR: Ah! I found you. Are you related to [Hubs]?
Me: Yes. I mean, no. He's my husband, so no, we're not related. That would be creepy.
CSR: Well, that would be creepy.
Me: But we do live in Kentucky.
Monday, January 13, 2014
My parents buy a cherry pitter. When they read the instructions, they learn it can also be used to pit olives.
My dad: Oh. . . Well, I guess some people don't like pimientos.
(Because he reads this blog, I feel it necessary to point out that he was being witty, not stupid.)
Friday, January 10, 2014
Me: I told Omar the other day that I think he underestimates how much you hate people.
Hubs: I don't hate people. I just don't like being around people.
Me: So you're glad they exist, but don't want to be reminded of their existence?
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Hubs works from home. I've just arrived home late in the midst of a decent snow with a wind chill of 6 degrees; on the way I stopped to get hot chocolate and peppermint Schnapps because the kids are gone for the night.
Hubs: Oh, good. That will be yummy.
Me: I'm trying to warm up.
Hubs: Yeah, I meant to start drinking earlier but I got distracted playing Mario.
Me: Wow. Rough day at the office, huh?