Me: It used to be that we would watch tampon commercials and joke about how great it would be to have your period because then you could go swimming and play tennis and ride a horse. Now I think you need to get ED because then you could fix your car, fix your sail boat, and sit in a bath tub wherever you damn well please.
Mom holds up a refrigerator magnet: This magnet is shaped like a country. Which country is it?
Mom: Florida is a *state*, not a country. It looks like Africa.
Me: Africa is a continent, Mom.
Hubs: We need to compile a list of all the restaurants where kids eat free and just make the rounds every week. We'd save so much money.
Me: And we could put all that saved money in an account to pay for fat camp and lipitor.