Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Sevin Dust Itch

We're in a field and our daughters are picking dandelions when they both go running to pick a random bright yellow weed.

Hubs: Oh, god, don't let them touch that. It's a chigger plant. They'll get infested.
Me: Meh. Twenty minutes of joy is worth a week of itching.
Hubs: That was my motto in college.

Friday, April 24, 2015

At Least I Don't Have Herpes

I recently got shingles (a form of chicken pox) and had to take a day off work. My boss texted me that night to check in.

The rash is extremely painful and it was on my rib cage. This is a message I sent Hubs from work.

Monday, April 20, 2015

Waking Up with Fleas

Hubs: Is it still PC to say someone is in the doghouse?
Me: Until dogs develop a voice and demand equal rights, yes.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Final Final Final Four

I'm a huge fan of Kentucky basketball, as is my best friend (who now lives on the west coast). This is a text she sent me during the last few minutes of the Final Four game that ended our undefeated season.

And this is the text I sent my boss:

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Magic Mirror

Hubs and I are talking about how long we've been together.

Hubs: I can't believe that after eight years you still want thisssss.
Me: Who wouldn't?
Hubs: That's true. I mean, I look in the mirror. I know what's going on.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Measuring Up

We had a significant snow last month and no one made it into work. We spent the day group texting instead.

Here's one my boss sent:

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Grade A Parenting

Our preschooler is having a party for her dolls and tasks us with bringing something that starts with the letter A. We finally arrived at appetizer, but not before coming up with the following options:

Awesome alliteration
Anal beads