Bounce a Coin off Your Witcher

 We're about to rewatch The Witcher on Netflix. Hubs has a thing for the main female character and I'd kill to get my hands on the Witcher himself.

Hubs: "I'm ready to see Yennefer again."

Me: "I'm ready to see what's-his-name."

Hubs: "What's-his-name?"

Me: "Does he have a name?"

Hubs: "It's Geralt."

Me: "I don't need to know his name. I'm just going to be screaming Daddy! anyway. 

Blind Leading the Blind

Hubs: Why do blind people need audiobooks? They have Braille.

Me: They can't LISTEN to Braille while they're DRIVING. 

Don't Mess with Ian Ziering

You can't stop me from watching the Sharknado marathon.
You bet I can.