Thursday, December 29, 2016

High Top Fade

With Hubs:

Pretty much my favorite photo ever. Cube's high school yearbook shot.

Monday, December 26, 2016

The Need for Swedes

Apparently this is the standard response to finding out that Ikea is not, in fact, moving into your area.

Me and Hubs:

Me and a friend:

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

If It Itches...

More texting with my mom.

(Autocorrect changed "shopping" to "scratching")

Friday, December 16, 2016

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Lie in It

Our master bed is ridiculously difficult to make and we typically make it a two-person job. I decide to tackle it myself one night and Hubs walks in on me.

Hubs: We have grapes, right?
Me: Yes.
Hubs: When you're done with that, you should come downstairs and feed me some. [walks out]

Friday, December 9, 2016

They're There Their

Some friends and I have just come across an advertisement that  included improper usage of "whom" and also advertised a product for "$0.25 cents" instead of just "25 cents" or "$0.25". Because we're grammar nazis, we took a moment to bitch about the post.

Monday, December 5, 2016

Michael Scott

Hubs gets caught by a DirecTV salesman at Costco but finally breaks away and catches up with us. 

Hubs: I'm usually pretty good at wiggling out of that but I decided just to let him finish.
In unison: That's what she said.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Smarty Pants

Our kindergartener is being given second grade reading homework and is rocking it. She's incredibly bright. We're still wondering where our 3yo stands on the bell curve, but all signs say she's also gifted (but she's a feisty little shit). Hubs and I are reviewing one of the kindergartener's assignments. 

Hubs: Jesus. That's scary. In a couple years I'm going to be the dumbest person in the house.
Me: You probably already are. You just don't know it yet.