Friday, February 26, 2016

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Monday, February 22, 2016

These Are the People in Your Neighborhood, Part Deux

We have an incredible, irreverent Facebook group in our neighborhood. I can't take credit for any of these gems, which goes against my unofficial policy of only posting conversations in which I took part, but these are just too good not to share. To atone for this departure from the norm, this is a three-for.

Numero Dos:

Numero Tres:

Friday, February 19, 2016

Nigerian Princes

A neighbor solicits help responding to Facebook phishing. I may have been bored that evening when I responded.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Keeping Her Off the Pole, Part Deux

I have nothing but the highest standards for my children.

For more about my destined-to-be-a-stripper daughter, click here: Keeping Her Off the Pole

Monday, February 15, 2016


Someone posted a picture on our neighborhood Facebook page asking for help identifying the remnants of an object found in his driveway.

Here's the mystery picture:

Female conjecture:

And another guess, this time by a man:

Monday, February 8, 2016

Cheaper by the Gallon

Evidence of my brother-in-law's visit (grocery list on our fridge).

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Moist Delights

Hubs gets out of the shower and rubs his damp butt on me.

Me: Ew! You're still, like, clammy.
Hubs: I was just trying to please you.
Me: Maybe one day you'll succeed.

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Lipstick on His Collar

We have two daughters, ages five and almost-three. My mom decided to give them lipstick and turn them loose, so both girls latched on to Daddy and covered his cheeks in lip prints.

My dad: I bet you're loving this, aren't you?
Hubs: Reminds me of college, walking through the quad.