Hubs works for a multinational technology company. They have an annual conference for his division, and he's been roped into presenting at the next one.
Hubs: I'm okay talking to groups of twenty or thirty people, but when you start talking about a hundred or more, that's different. I just pretend there's no one in the room and I'm talking to myself and it tends to go okay.
Me: I suppose, given your audience, that that's a better strategy than picturing everyone naked. You're lecturing to the indoor kids.
Hubs: I don't know. All those fat balding men are right up my alley.
Me: Have any of them actually been up your alley?
Hubs: Not yet. But I have my fingers crossed!
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