Caveat Emptor

A friend purchased tickets for an event billed as a "rock orchestra."

Hindsight Really Is 20/20

Yes, these messages are related.

Ten-hut!

We're talking about showing livestock. 

Me: I don't know if it's true but the 4H kids at my high school swore they got the animals to stand at attention by barely sticking a finger up their butt.

Daughters: [horrified faces] 

Hubs: That's how I got you to stay still for your baby pictures.

Daughters: [die a little] 

Challenge Accepted

Just Answer the Question

Me: You're going to have to respond to the teacher's email.

Hubs: Why do I have to respond if you already did? 

Me: Because she wanted answers from both of us.

Hubs: Well, what are you writing?

Me: I don't know. I just answered the questions. 

Hubs: What did you say?

Me: Again, I just answered the questions. 

Hubs: She wrote a paragraph. Do I have to write a paragraph?

Me: I think you just write what you want to. 

Hubs: How are you addressing her? Are you saying first name or last name?

Me: You don't have to use her name. Just open with "hello" and start answering the first question. 

Hubs: Do I restate the question? 

Me: You have reached your maximum number of inquiries for this topic. 

You'll Never Get Me Lucky Charms

Hubs updated his brother about his discovery on HBO. 

 

 

You're the One Who Started It

When you get a spam text, you do what you gotta do. 

 

 

Surprisingly, they didn't respond after that.