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This is why group chats exist.

Parenting 101

14yo has ordered a meal that turned out to be kind of gross. 12yo shares her sampling of breakfast foods. 

12yo: Look you guys! I'm being generous in the Christmas spirit! 

Hubs: Thanks for giving your sister food. [pause] Because WE weren't going to. 

Thou Shalt Not Ignore Thy Mother

 My daughters keep me humble.

Caveat Emptor, Part Three

A friend purchased tickets for an event billed as a "rock orchestra."

For more buyer's remorse, click here or here.

Hindsight Really Is 20/20

Yes, these messages are related.

Ten-hut!

We're talking about showing livestock. 

Me: I don't know if it's true but the 4H kids at my high school swore they got the animals to stand at attention by barely sticking a finger up their butt.

Daughters: [horrified faces] 

Hubs: That's how I got you to stay still for your baby pictures.

Daughters: [die a little] 

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