Hubs: Speaking of babies, when are you going to squirt out number two?
Me: Well, I don't know. . ?
Hubs starts laughing so hard he can't talk.
Me: Don't you have to squirt out the baby before I can squirt out the baby?
Hubs, still laughing: I said "squirt" and "number two" in the same sentence.
Me: You know that's not actually how it works, right? I can't poop out a baby.
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