I was telling Hubs about an episode of some Housewives show I watched where one typically vapid housewife was celebrating her fortieth birthday. She said her husband (a car salesman) was more successful when he had more sex, and thus they did it at least once a day. She said she didn't mind putting out so frequently because she liked the money. On this birthday episode, he bought her a $40k Rolex.
Me: So she basically admitted that she's whoring herself out to her husband for a Rolex.
Hubs: I'll buy you a Timex. What will that get me?
Me: I'll lick your knee.
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