Twice in the past week, someone has accidentally (?) suggested I drug my kid.
Me: I'm trying to figure out how to rig the final part of EB's Halloween costume.
Cousin: Just get some of that PCP pipe.
Me: PVC pipe?
Mother-in-law: I bought her a Monster sticker book for Halloween.
Me: Oh, she'll love that.
MIL: Well, it's not really stickers. It's more like chloroforms.
Me: Colorforms?
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