Wednesday, April 19, 2017

The Upper Crust

Hubs: You're supposed to always have wine in the house.
Me: What?
Hubs: Wine. You're supposed to keep wine around.
Me: Oh, like classy people?
Hubs: Yeah.
Me: I think we make too many penis jokes to be considered classy.
Hubs: Sophisticated, then.
Me: Still not sure.
Hubs: But not uppity.
Me: Oh. I'm uppity. I just don't have the class to back it up.
Hubs: And you don't give a shit. That's the appeal.

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