Hubs and I are on a road trip and stop at a travel center. I didn't realize it was arranged in a circle and didn't pay attention to where we were wandering and was confused when the exit wasn't where I thought it should be. That's where Hubs comes in handy.
Me: I would've walked around that loop for an hour.
Hubs: Wow. You have amazing book smarts.
Me: If by "book smarts" you mean "ass"...
Hubs: Who am I to argue?
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We get back in the car and I spot a bag of McDonald's trash in my floorboard.
Me: Dammit! Why didn't I throw that away just now? Dumbass.
Hubs: Who am I to argue?
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