Hubs and I are eating dinner in silence.
Me: We're so old.
Hubs: What?
Me: We're old.
Hubs: Guess who I ran into at the bar tonight?
Me: What are you talking about?
Hubs: Isn't that what young people do? Go to bars?
Me: I guess..?
Hubs: This one dude in our crew was all, "I have to stay at home and hang out with my girlfriend," and we were all, "That's lame, bro," but he's still cool. Then I got on SnapChat and I made a meme and it went viral. It got, like, twenty-five views. Then I had some avocado toast to celebrate.
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