Charmin Ultra Soft

I discovered while Hubs was out of town that he purchased single ply toilet paper. It's one of the first things I bring up when he gets home.

Me: So... the toilet paper.

Hubs: [grimacing] Yeah... I knew you'd notice that while I was gone. 

Me: It's probably best. I've had a few days to calm down about it.

Hubs: Oh. Wow. Well, I bought a giant pack of it at Costco.

Me: And? 

Hubs: Aaaand... I'm going to buy more toilet paper?

Me: Damn straight.