Ask Dick Clark

Some recent events forced me to have the puberty talk with our seven-year-old daughter a bit sooner than anticipated. Hubs and I are later discussing it.

Me: The window starts at about nine years. Nine to thirteen.

Hubs: I don't want to think about that.

Me: I had to start shaving my pits when I was nine. 

Hubs: [frowning] When did my balls drop? 

Me: Have they yet? 

Hubs: I check them every day!