I've recently lost a respectable amount of weight. Hubs spots me getting out of the shower and waggles his eyebrows suggestively.
Me: Thanks! I need to get back on it, though. I have until May.
Hubs: What's in May?
Me: Vegas!
Hubs: Oh, riiight. You wanna turn heads when you walk down the strip.
Me: Yup.
Hubs: Like I do when I go.
Me: Yes. I want to know what it feels like to be you.
Hubs: Some things just aren't achievable, dear.
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