It Takes a Village

A friend's kid recently had a run-in with a teacher at his school. At first she said he didn't turn in an assignment. Then she said he turned it in but his name wasn't on it. Then she said something about him improperly stapling pages together. At any rate, she was being worthless and vindictive and we all came to the poor boy's defense. My purple gal offered to attend a parent-teacher conference as muscle.

A few days later, another friend had issues with an asshole at work, so purple gal was back to offer a helping hand.