Artemis Revisited

A friend of mine recently moved to Arizona.

 

Sphynx

Preface: Hubs is bald.

For more hairless jokes at his expense, click here or here or here or here or here or here

Sisqo Would Be Proud

If there's an internet rabbit hole, my mom will find it. She started by looking up post-mastectomy nipple tattoos and somehow landed here.

Small Packages

Sometimes Hubs makes decisions that don't make a lot of sense to me.

Then a few days later, this came up:

Light My Fire

My best friend may be a lesbian, but she recognizes beauty when she sees it.

I Concede

We all have that one friend whose snark and wit are incomparable and I always thought it was me until I met this one...

Sweet Dreams

Hubs and I are lying in bed at night, catching up on each other's days before going to sleep.

Me: 6yo told me that the last word she hears before falling asleep is what she'll dream about. Tonight it was marshmallows.
Hubs: Interesting. [pause] Boobies. Boobies boobies boobies.
Me: I see what you're doing. Are you going to start counting boobs to fall asleep at night?
Hubs: I should! [sighs] Two... Four... Six...